pinkbubblybubblegum:

ukomfortabel:

do you ever get anxiety when thinking about how you’re not really living your life that you just go to school and eat and sleep and do homework and then after that you’re gonna get a job and you’ll work the rest of your life maybe marry and have kids and then you die and you haven’t even lived at all i can’t breathe

I’m so glad someone feels the same way

1 week ago · 209,535 notes 

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

1 week ago · 147,690 notes 

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

churchsext:

shivermejustintimbers:

churchsext:

list of states that im pretty sure do not exist: 

  • utah
  • arkansas
  • delaware
  • conneticut or wahtever
  • wyoming
  • new hampshire
  • new mexico
  • oklahoma
  • vermont
  • seriousl y what the hell

I’m in Vermont right now.
I guess I don’t exist.

did someone say something

1 week ago · 3,947 notes 

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

2 weeks ago · 134,134 notes